Trump’s Trade Wars Hike Prices, GOP Blames Biden for Economy | Mae Martin

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🗓️ 5 March 2025

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Michael Kosta tackles Trump launching a trade war with Canada, Trudeau responding to Trump with a "disappointed dad" message, and the GOP blaming Biden for stock market issues. Plus, Grace Kuhlenschmidt unlocks American pride as things with Canada get ugly. Trump voters, Tesla owners, and Yeezy wearers are all suffering from buyer's remorse right now. Ricky Velez offers some advice for dealing with the disappointment and getting rid of your now Nazi-affiliated purchases. Mae Martin, an award-winning comedian, actor, and writer, sits down with Michael Kosta to discuss “I’m a TV,” their debut album as a singer-songwriter. They talk about the differences between performing as a stand-up and as a musician, finding new vulnerability as a songwriter after their top surgery, the solemn inspiration behind the song “Big Bear,” and that one time they got a tattoo using a stick and poke kit. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:06.3	From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central, it's America's only source for news.
0:13.6	This is The Daily Show with your host, Michael Costas. Michael Costa.
0:37.5	Hello. Welcome to the show.
0:39.0	I'm Michael Costa.
0:41.4	Donald Trump just wrapped up his joint address to Congress,
0:43.1	and we'll have full coverage on that tomorrow.
0:46.2	But tonight, Republicans want to start cleaning up chicken shit.
0:48.8	Joe Biden cropped us the economy on his way out.
0:51.9	In relations with Canada are a boot to get ugly.
0:56.8	But first, our ongoing segment, the second coming of Donald J. Trump.
1:04.3	I'm going to come.
1:11.9	Donald Trump has been busy. In the past couple of days, he's switched sides in the war in Ukraine, announced a national
1:16.4	crypto reserve, and dismantled the National Weather Service because part of the fun of experiencing
1:21.4	a Category 5 hurricane is the surprise.
1:25.7	Trump's been so busy that I was getting worried he'd forgotten his plan to start a North
1:30.2	American trade war.
1:31.6	But my boy, he put it on the cow.
1:34.4	We begin with the breaking news in America's escalating trade war, and it's dramatic.
1:39.1	A global trade war kicked off at the stroke of midnight.
1:42.5	President Trump's 25% tariffs on Canada and Mexico are now in effect.
1:47.0	Yeah, that's right, baby. Trade war!
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