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Tonight, Donald Trump unites half the country.

Democrats keep staples in business, and mice finally get their own culture war. So let's get into our ongoing sending me, the second coming of Donald J. Trump.

I'm going to come.

Last night, Donald Trump gave his first joint address to Congress of his new term.

And I got to tell you, as a kid who was a bit of a civics nerd, I used to think these were pretty sweet events.

You've got the president, the Supreme Court, every

member of Congress in the same room. It's basically the Oscars for people with loose skin.

But these days, a speech to Congress is just a theatrical production where everybody has a role

and they slip right into it. So, places, everyone?

Democrats showed up in full wardrobe, dressed in pink,

as a symbolic protest against people who wanted them

to do something meaningful.

And they came with props, too, holding up little paddles

like they were ready to give Mike Johnson a naughty little spanking,

huh?

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