Trump's First Day, Jan. 6 Pardons, Klepper Crashes Inauguration | Stephanie Hsu

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🗓️ 22 January 2025

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Ronny Chieng on Trump pulling the U.S. out of international treaties and organizations, pardoning the January 6th rioters, dissing Melania, and celebrating with the YMCA. Josh Johnson joins freed insurrectionists on their next criminal adventure. Jordan Klepper Crashes Trump's Inauguration Weekend to talk to MAGA diehards who traveled near and far to witness Trump's... garbage truck? Actor Stephanie Hsu sits down to discuss her new Peacock series, “Laid.” She talks getting her big break in the “SpongeBob SquarePants” Broadway musical, and the importance of “Everything Everywhere All At Once.” See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:06.5	From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central,
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0:13.8	This is The Daily Show with your host, Ronnie K.
0:18.3	Thank you. Ronnie Chang. Welcome to the daily show. I'm Roy Chang. We got so much to talk Daily Show.
0:39.3	I'm Roy Chang. We've got so much to talk about tonight.
0:42.0	MAGA throws a party. Donald Trump rules by Shappi, and Jordan Klepper freezes his ass off at the inauguration.
0:48.6	But you know what? This is day one of the Trump administration part two.
0:51.9	So let's get into our brand new segment, the second coming of Donald J. Trump.
1:02.8	I'm going to come.
1:07.3	Yesterday was a momentous day for the country.
1:09.9	The once disgraced president returning to office after four years ready to enact terrible revenge
1:15.8	against his political enemies.
1:17.7	But first, party time!
1:20.4	And what a party it was!
1:22.9	Donald Trump got dressed up in a tux that actually fit him for a change.
1:31.4	I made his grand entrance in front of a Windows 95 screensaver.
1:38.6	They played YMCA, which is America's new national anthem, I guess.
1:46.3	While Donald Trump did the presidential jerk-off dance, because that's not like a song that has its own extremely famous dance moves.
1:48.0	Then they brought out a cake with an airplane on it, which is the coolest thing any six-year-old
1:53.7	boy can have.
1:55.4	And wait, are they giving him an actual sword to cut the cake?
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