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Welcome to the Daily Show. I'm Ronnie Chang. We got so much to talk about tonight. The proud boys are back in town. Donald Trump faces off against Jesus, and we sent triumph to sniff the buttholes of the resistance. So, let's get into another edition of the second coming of Donald J. Trump.

It's only day two of Trump's presidency, and already everyone is mad at him.

I mean, guys, can you give him a minute? Let him sit down. It started in the morning when Trump went to the traditional

post-inagoration church service,

which is not exactly his preferred way to start the day.

It's never fun for him to be a guest at someone else's rally.

And to make matters worse, the preacher was kind of preachy.

Mr. President, I ask you to have mercy upon the people in our country.

We're scared now. Gay, lesbian, and transgender children.

And the people, the people who pick our crops and

clean our office buildings, who labor in poultry farms and meat packing plants, who wash

the dishes after we eat in restaurants and work the night shifts in hospitals, they may not

be citizens or have the proper documentation.

But the vast majority of immigrants are not criminals.

New executive order.

We are banning church.

A bishop, please.

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