Trump Panics On Epstein Eve

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🗓️ 18 December 2025

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Dear Humans,

To those who celebrate, Happy 5th night of Hannukah!

On today's episode of The God Show, Jesus and I discussed:

New audio released of Trump talking about how to overturn the 2020 election
Harry Enten drops more horrific polls for Donald
The evil prick is in a full-out panic
The Epstein files come out tomorrow, so God recites "The Night Before The Disclosure."
God sings way too many karaoke songs!

God and Jesus stream daily beginning at 2 PM ET / 11 AM PT! Join us live at TheGodPodcast.com!

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0:00.0	Well, hi, there, humans. It's Thursday, December 18, 2025. This is The God Show. I'm here today with my son and pal Jesus. What's up, Jesus?
0:13.2	Hey, hi, hello, hello, hello. Welcome. Yeah, welcome in. I see the Vanity Fair photographers working with us today.
0:21.9	That's right.
0:22.9	We welcome to the era of, the error.
0:26.4	Welcome to the era.
0:27.6	The era of extreme closeups.
0:32.8	Because HD wasn't enough.
0:35.3	We also need to be extreme close up in HD HD so you can see all my lip filler.
0:40.1	You have none.
0:41.8	You're naturally that stunning.
0:43.8	Today, the discourse online is about people, some people were like, hey, it's not cool to make fun of Caroline Levitt's looks.
0:52.7	Just because she's using lip filler, okay?
0:55.7	Oh, fuck that.
0:56.9	No, but then, but then, no, no, hold on.
0:58.8	But the bigger, the bigger thing is people being like, uh, fuck you.
1:03.9	Yeah.
1:04.5	We will make fun.
1:05.7	We will make fun of Nazis because they want us all dead.
1:09.1	That's actually what I said.
1:10.6	It's me. Hi. It's okay to make fun of Nazis because they won us all dead. That's actually what I said. It's me.
1:11.9	Hi.
1:12.7	It's okay to make fun of Nazis, humans.
	...

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