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The God Pod

Redacted Epstein Files Get Released

The God Pod

God

News, News Commentary, Comedy

4.71.2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2025

⏱️ 187 minutes

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Summary

Dear Humans,

To those who celebrate, Happy 6th night of Hannukah!

On today's episode of The God Show, Jesus and I cover the release of the Epstein Files as the deadline to release them loomed. We stayed on live until they were released and then looked at early findings. We discussed:

  • What's up with Michael Jackson in some of the database photos.

  • When more Epstein files will be released.

  • Trump's horrible math when it comes to a reduction in drug prices.

  • A live event in which Trump slurs his speech through healthcare-related announcements.

  • And lots more!

Love,

God

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, everybody. It's Friday, December 19th, 2025, and this is The God Show. I'm here today with my son and roving reporter Jesus. Hi, Jesus. Hello, God. Yes, I'm live here on the steps of the Capitol waiting for the Epstein files to be released, Kate Baldwin.

0:23.5

Why are you talking so loud? You're scaring me. Because we're professional journalists. We'll be right back after this.

0:32.8

Oh, I get it. You're doing your Harriet Norton impersonation. No, I'm just a professional news anchor.

0:39.1

If you wanted me to sound like Harrietin, going down, down, down, these steps down further than

0:45.2

the Titan submersible, he's going to boom, boom, boom, glub, glub. All right. Yes, this is

0:53.5

very serious news program. And so that is why Jesus talks like that.

0:58.9

Anyway, welcome in Jesus. Today is supposed to be Epstein Files release day. But of course, as soon as

1:05.9

everyone woke up, the first thing they heard was, it's not all going to be released today, okay?

1:12.7

They've only been redacting it in 24-hour shifts all year long, paying millions of dollars in

1:20.4

overtime to FBI agents to redact Trump's name and all of his rapes out of the Epstein

1:26.5

files, but they didn't have enough time.

1:29.9

They plum road out of time.

1:31.9

They worked over time all year long.

1:34.1

It's almost Christmas.

1:36.2

It's like sixth night of Hanukkah,

1:38.4

and they still couldn't get it done.

1:40.6

Because out, damn spot out.

1:42.9

They couldn't get Trump's name out of the epstein files whatever

1:46.2

they release here's my prediction you want to hear my prediction because they are going to

1:49.6

release something today allegedly seven like hundreds of thousands of documents of the ones

1:55.7

that they've redacted okay um and it's like you know, I guarantee whatever the release,

2:03.2

Trump's accidentally going to be in there like a thousand times.

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