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It's Fox Across America with Jimmy Phala.

Oh, hot damn, here we go.

Here we go.

Comedy alive from the greatest country in the world.

Broadcasting from the tippy top of the world famous Fox News headquarters in New York City.

A big Wednesday episode of Fox Across America with Jimmy Falla.

A man who is not blowing up drugboats addressing the nation about it this evening,

fighting with the media.

And all around, I mean, you talk about a crowded dance card.

There's never been a busier guy in politics than Donald Trump.

I'm pretty sure somebody told him he only gets one year.

And he has to be like finished by midnight on New Year's Eve and then

it's over. We got a lot to get to today on a show that every day is pretty much focusing the same way

day in day out. Today we have two comics on. Charles McBee's going to be here. Diamond Dave Landau,

comedy sexiest man is going to be here. But we're a show that takes the issues seriously,

but never takes ourselves seriously. So if you're listening for the first time, just understand that you're welcome. We don't care who you vote for. We don't care if you agree. I'm just a good old-fashioned talk show host. I'm going to share some opinions. You might like them. You might not like them. Somebody ought to belt you in the mouth.

But you don't have to. That's the point. Like you can feel that way. I'll break you in half like a little toothpick. Great. But the point is you can feel that way. But this is not the kind of show that's going to ask you to act out on that sort of thing. Never hit anyone in anger unless you're absolutely sure you can get away with it. best way of her to put.

So you're all welcome.

Be a Republican, be a Democrat. Just don't be a bang. As we get underway, I'm a little out of sorts. It was up early like 3 a.m. writing comedy today. And it's my birthday. That's, come on, it's Jimmy's birthday. I've made it to 49 years old, which is,

I got to be honest, anyone who knew me growing up, that is 29 years longer than anyone expected

me to last. That's true. That is true. There's anyone listening to the show that knew me in my 20s, they have lost a lot of money that I made it to the age of 49.

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