Bang, as we get underway, I'm a little out of sorts.

It was up early like 3 a.m. writing comedy today.

And it's my birthday.

That's, come on, it's Jimmy's birthday.

I've made it to 49 years old, which is, I've got to be honest, anyone who knew me growing up, that is 29 years longer than anyone expected me to last.

That's true. That is true.

There's anyone listening to the show that knew me in my 20s?

They have lost a lot of money that I made it to the age of 49.

I believe Vegas had the line at like 25 and a half, but if you took the over, you won big. So take a bow.

Happy birthday to me. Thank you to everybody who reached out and posted silly stuff and everything in

between. But today is not about me. It's about a 9 p.m. address to the nation, President Trump.

Going to round out the year of presidenting. You know, they said like pimping ain't easy. Presidenting ain't easy. Trump is going to round out the year of presidenting.

You know, they said like pimping ain't easy.

Presidenting ain't easy.

Trump is going to give a primetime address from the Oval Office.

We've been told it's not about a specific, like a military action in Venezuela or some type of retaliation in Syria.

We've been told by Carolyn Levitt that it's a little more of like a scoreboard update.

We did this, we did that, we did this, we're winning, I think is what we're going for.

Let me give you the Caroline Levitt.

This is the trailer for the movie you're going to watch tonight at 9, clip 16.

President Trump is going to be giving a joint address to, or an address to the nation, not a joint address, an address to the nation tomorrow night. Live from the White House here, 9 o'clock Eastern. I know you guys will all be tuning in. It's going to be a really good speech. I was just in the Oval Office with the president discussing it. He's going to talk a lot about the accomplishments over the past 11 months, all that he's done to bring our country back to greatness.

And all he continues to plan to do, to continue delivering for the American people over the next three years.

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