So Trump gave a speech at a dinner with Japanese business leaders today.

And he's basically given up on being discreet.

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Now, Tokyo allegedly has just committed to investing

$550 billion into the United States. And Trump, well, he thanks SoftBank for their participation,

noting, most importantly, forgetting about America, you got to play golf with the CEO.

Play the clip.

I especially want to thank Japanese company SoftBank.

I think Masa is here.

Where's Masa?

You got to play golf with this guy last week.

He sank every pot, every puck.

We played with Bryson D. Shaembo. We had a great

match and the great Gary player. Gary player is 90 years old and he shot 70, is that right?

That's right. We won the tournament. We had 36 teams and we won the tournament. And we didn't

cheat either, you know? A lot of those teams cheated because I know how they play and they did not shoot those scores.

Well, I may beat him in the jaws, but he certainly licks me on the putts.

This guy's sinking putts from all over.

This is the stupidest conversation in front of Japanese business leaders that I could possibly

imagine. Now, Trump, of course, also thanked Carrier for their investment into his big,

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