I am so over this situation, Peter. I'm unbumble to find something real. You know, like someone

you can count on, someone who actually cares about what you think. I just want someone

who's ready for that long-term kind of love. Whether you're looking for your next boyfriend,

girlfriend, casual date or just someone who truly gets you, it's waiting for you unbumble.

This episode could contain profanity. It's up to me, I guess. Your Saturday could contain

a just newsletter. To sign up for it or once a week newsletter, go to slate.com slash just news.

It's Wednesday, August 21st, 2019 from slated to the just-i-mic pesca. So perhaps you have read

that Washington Post opinion piece. I was wrong about Trump. Here's why, by Anthony Scaremucci.

I have not. I've been meaning to. But first, I wanted to share a piece with you that we hear

at the Gist have commissioned. It was written by a major player in another administration that the

mainstream media wanted you to think was up to no good. Let us play a clip of the guest columnist.

You've certainly seen him. He's gotten a lot of screen time and then we will get right into this

piece. Well, well, well, bonsai. What have we got here? Model notion. Zio. What do you think, Ed?

Just what I was thinking. Yeah, did I talk into this thing? Yes, just right into that, Pansai.

Okay. Here is my opinion piece. I sure whiffed on Skaw. Let me tell you how that happened by Banzai.

I grew up in a large hyena pride on Hyena Island. And while we never stoved, I mean, there was always

a caucus of a jackal or some other hyena. You know how that goes. We would buy no means comfortable.

Fortunately, I was clever enough to get into Skaw. And I made my bones. I lived in those bones

in the financial markets, which was weirdly hospitable to hyenas. And it was there that I first came

across and grew enamored by. And yeah, I'm also going to say inspired by Skaw. I always felt that

the kind of folks I grew up with, simple, hardworking scavenger dogs of the Serengeti had found a champion

in a guy like Skaw. Unlike the supercilious Mustafa and the naive, everything handed to him from

...