TRUMP IN THE YOOOKAY - with Jacob Hawley

What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott

Geoff Norcott

Comedy, News, News Commentary, Politics

4.6 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 16 September 2025

⏱️ 44 minutes

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With Donald Trump set to whirlwind into the UK on Tuesday myself and Jacob Hawley wonder out loud what could go wrong. Has Starmer slept at all in the build up? Will the King go on a weird one? Will Donald bounce Keir on his knee? We also talk about the sad death of Ricky Hatton and try to work out how blokes can keep an eye on their mates....oh and there's a theory as to why Mandelson might've been like a creepy Rory Delap.

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0:00.0	What Most People
0:03.9	Hello
0:04.9	Hello and welcome to what most people think of what ordinary people think about the news
0:20.9	and topical events and culture and all that sort of stuff.
0:39.0	And to that end, this week, I think I've got a very good candidate for that. I've got returning guest Jacob Hawley. First up, welcome back to the show. Thanks for having me. It's good to be here. Good to be introduced as a middle-of-the-road man. Well, it just occurred to me that you grew up in Stevenage, and I kind of thought that in a way, what, I don't, you know elections, they sort of say like working to man, Mondaio
0:43.8	man.
0:44.5	Yeah.
0:44.7	I think Stevenage Man is probably a good guide of where the country's at.
0:48.2	Do you know where it was used recently, where I heard someone using it, Tyson Fury used it
0:53.6	disparagingly to describe the kind of person
0:56.6	who criticise him on the internet. It was like, I don't care what Steve from Stevenage thinks
1:01.9	of me. I'm a world champion. Have you got nothing to say to me? And I think that does sum us up.
1:06.5	Do you know what I mean? It's like never take our opinions too seriously and don't let us get above our station.
1:12.2	Well, he could have also gone on Pete from Peterborough.
1:15.4	Yeah.
1:16.1	Colin from Colin Dale.
1:17.6	He might just been an appealing repetition to Tyson.
1:20.5	You know, he loves language.
1:21.7	He loves language.
1:22.5	He's known as a linguist, Mr Tyson Fury.
1:25.0	I mean, you were there.
1:26.0	You did the opening when I did my tour show in Stevenage, the one that's on ITVX,
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