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What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott

BREAKING NEWS - Did Starmer Have a Win??

What Most People Think with Geoff Norcott

Geoff Norcott

Comedy, News, News Commentary, Politics

4.61.7K Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2025

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

In this episode I ponder the frankly preposterous notion that something may have gone right for Keir Starmer. I also have a good laugh delving into the shambles around the launch of the Jeremy Corbyn and Zarah Sultana party - plus give my view on Jimmy Kimmel's cancellation for his monologue on the MAGA reaction to Charlie Kirk.

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0:00.0

What most impulse.

0:13.8

Hello and welcome to this breaking news edition of what most people think.

0:17.8

And oh my God, news, news, news.

0:20.2

So much news. I hope it just in some ways this podcast just helps you keep up. Because it just keeps coming, doesn't it? It keeps coming. We had the end of the royal visit. And I'm going to ask a question that's very difficult for me to ask on this show. But did Keir Stahmer have a win he has he finally got a fucking result uh we're going

0:40.1

to ask whether or not it was a success we'd also ask did keir star have a win with this big

0:44.8

tech prosperity deal what is it called it's called the ukk u s tech prosperity agreement

0:51.8

sort of be the uckaspar the old uckerspar as he had a deal has he had a touch with the Uckaspar, the old Uckaspar.

0:55.4

As he had a touch with the Uckaspar.

0:57.8

And in the annual piss-up in the political brewery awards,

1:01.5

Jeremy Corbyn's new party with Zara-Sultana had an absolute shocker yesterday.

1:06.4

So we will catch up with that and probably have a little bit of fun.

1:10.4

But I've got some news as well. Talking about the news, news, news news is I've got 12 new dates now, 12 new dates on sale. So listen up. I'm going to tell you them now. You've got to go to Live Nation. They're on sale now. And there's an extra date to start off with in London on the 29th of November that's a third day in London get

1:28.1

involved maidenhead a second maidenhead date on the 28th of February red roof people always say why

1:33.8

why don't you come down here well I am coming down there 10th of March Chorley why haven't you got any

1:40.4

why haven't you got any dead it's in northwest northwest? I fucking have. I've got now Southport

1:44.9

and I've got

1:45.9

Solford and now I've got Chorley so that's the 18th of March. Fokston I don't know how they talk 21st of March Sollul we're going back to Soliole apparently that is the core theater now open it I fucking hope so because we've got a date there, 25th of March.

2:01.3

Coventry.

2:02.0

We're going to Coventry on the 26th of March.

2:04.6

Portsmouth. that is the core theater now open. I fucking hope so because we've got a date there, 25th of March.

2:01.3

Coventry.

2:02.0

We're going to Coventry on the 26th of March. Portsmouth. We're going to Portsmouth, take my life in my hands, going to Portsmouth, one of the surprisingly roughest bit of the countries. We're going to the Wedgewood rooms on the 31st of March. Then the very next night, going to winchester on the first of april ilk Ilkley on the 4th of April, Lancaster, another date in the north-west, for God's sake, on the 16th of April. And then I do have a Norwich date, but that is not on sale yet, because you know Norwich, they've just got to be a bit different. But all those dates, okay, a lot of people have been on at me through the Patreon and everything to have dates in those places where they're on sale now, so please go and buy some tickets. New patrons. By the way, cheers. I just want to say thanks. I mentioned the fact that I'm taking on all the production costs for this podcast, and there has been an upticking patron so i appreciate that there's one patron who should

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