Hello and welcome to this week's episode of Trash Future. I almost said, what a hell of a way to die, because it's so rare that I introduce an episode. What a hell of a way to trash. Exactly. What a trash of a way to die. Well, exactly.

What a trash of a way to future. The point of this is, we might have the Riley Quinn

Appreciation Hour in which we describe how much we appreciate his thorough notes, his attention

to detail. But something has happened. his thorough notes, his attention to detail.

But something has happened. First of all, Riley's on holiday. And secondly, Trump has COVID.

So we are going to introduce ourselves. We are going to talk a little bit about the situation.

And we're just going to talk about Trump having COVID and do a little military decision making process about what we think is going to happen. I am joined from an

undisclosed location by Milo Edwards. Milo, how are you? Hey, it's me, your boy. I have spent the entire

day thinking about Bernie Mac because I thought of a bit earlier where it was like if Trump

Trump survives the Rona because he obviously will because like Trump Trump can't be killed

like Trump's inside are like patte like he there's no blood there's no organs it's just

fucking foie gras he is like a fine grain pace Like a virus cannot take hold in that, right?

So he won't die, but he's given it to Biden, and Biden absolutely will die.

And so I'm imagining a scenario where the DNC are forced to replace Biden through gritted teeth with Bernie Sanders.

But they make like an administrative error and accidentally replace him

with Bernie Mac, who they have to raise from the dead.

He's going to say, because he is dead, yeah, and who just like zombie Bernie Mac is just

smashing every debate by like talking about pulling out his shit in the whole room,

get dark, and then saying, kick it!

Well, honestly, some news came out earlier that said that according to test results,

Biden does not have it.

Now, how long must be wait?

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