Trump Gives Himself Credit in the 2019 State of the Union | Frank Bruni
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 6 February 2019
⏱️ 27 minutes
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| 0:35.0 | Live from New York City. It's the Daily Show with Trevor Known, the State of the Union 2019, on Cancel. Here's edition. |
| 0:57.0 | Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Welcome to the Daily Show. I'm coming off and welcome to our live state of the Union show. |
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| 1:13.0 | You know how live it is? I can tell you the time right now. It's 11.02. I couldn't fake that. I could not fake that. |
| 1:20.0 | Anyway, just a few minutes ago, President Trump finished his second state of the Union address. |
| 1:25.0 | And yes, his tie was crooked when he walked in. |
| 1:29.0 | Trump walked past 600 people and not a single one of them had the balls to tell him. |
| 1:33.0 | In fact, at some point, my pants was like, this is the way ties should be from now on. |
| 1:38.0 | I guess we should be grateful his fly wasn't open. |
| 1:41.0 | Now, remember, this speech was supposed to happen a week ago. |
| 1:44.0 | But it was postponed because of the government shutdown, which is good, because it gave Trump extra time to practice mispronouncing big words. |
| 1:51.0 | But the show had to go on, because for the political world, this is the biggest day of the year. |
| 1:56.0 | Almost everyone who was important was there. For example, the Supreme Court justices were in attendance. |
| 2:02.0 | Brett Kavanaugh celebrated his first state of the Union, and it looks like he came prepared. Yeah, look at that. |
| 2:08.0 | In fact, he made it through the whole speech and only puked twice. |
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