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I'm so excited. Our guest tonight is a comedy legend. Colin Quinn is joining us,

everybody. He's got a hit one-man show called Red State Blue State, which also sounds like the

worst doctor's soup book. Also on the show tonight, the least super bowl ever, a rapper court lying

even more than usual about his street cred, and one simple tip for how never to use shoe polish.

So let's catch up on today's headlines.

First up, the one story that absolutely nobody is talking about today, the Super Bowl.

The Patriots win again in the lowest score in Super Bowl ever, Tom Brady and the Pat's secure

another championship. The game only had one touchdown, but it still set 18 records for what?

One was for the longest punt, Miss Super Bowl. Record for fewest points in a Super Bowl, fewest

points through three quarters, fewest points by winning team. Yeah, those were the records that were

set last night, but a lot of people will tell you another record was set for the most boring

Super Bowl they've ever seen. That's right. This Super Bowl was so boring, it was like both teams

offence as were boycotting in support of Colin Kaepernick. I mean, congratulations to the Patriots in

Tom Brady, who now has more rings than Johnny Depp, but yeah, it was a pretty boring game,

and that half-time show did not help. I've got nothing against Maroon 5, but they made the

weather tech commercials feel edgy. You know, like, Maroon 5 was so dull that even Adams Levine's

shirt just got up and left. It was like, I'm out. I don't need to be here for this.

Moving on to some crazy news. 21 Savage, the most savage rappers since 20 Savage,

has been in the streets for a long time representing Atlanta. He is pure Atlanta hip hop.

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