Trump Gets The 'Rona

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🗓️ 2 October 2020

⏱️ 29 minutes

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0:00.0	You see everybody thoughts and prayers really do work.
0:03.0	Welcome to the Godplod. I'm your host of host, the good lord with the most, the one and only, Almighty God.
0:12.0	Thank you for joining us as we attempt to restore order
0:14.9	to the multiverse and what did we do today Jesus? We are restoring order. We're
0:21.0	finally doing it. We gave Trump coronavirus. That's right. Finally, finally, our plan finally came to fruition.
0:31.0	Yeah. Of just of forcing idiots not to wear masks or socially distance or respect what
0:38.9	their own scientists were saying. Right. Finally our long held plan has come to fruition to make these
0:46.8	idiots catch coronavirus. Not only Trump, not only Malania, but uh...
0:52.3	Ronald McDaniel. Not only Malania, but uh,
0:52.8	Rona McDaniel, Rona Katerona.
0:57.0	Ah, that sounds like a fun song. That's like a song that I want to hear.
1:01.4	Rana Kaut the Rona uh what else who else hope Hicks
1:06.0	oh yes all started it seems like Obama said hope is contagious
1:10.7	oh my was contagious. Oh my me there's so many takes to wait through such
1:18.7	reaction to this holy shit bombshell moment what a spite! You're welcome, everybody.
1:25.0	You're welcome!
1:26.0	I didn't think I'd be able to fall asleep last night.
1:28.0	I was so excited.
1:29.0	I just, my blood was pumping.
1:30.0	Yeah.
1:31.0	I agree, I agree as well, and I was about to go to sleep and I got the
1:35.2	news and I turned on the news on the channel because we have you know every
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