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The God Pod

Comedian Niccole Thurman

The God Pod

God

Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.71.2K Ratings

🗓️ 27 September 2020

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

God interviews actress, writer and improviser Niccole Thurman, Moses shares his word of the week, God & friends discuss the goddamn news, God delivers your new commandment of the week. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to the God pod. I'm your host of hosts, the good Lord with the most, the one and only

0:08.4

Almighty God. Thank you for joining us as we attempt to restore order to the multiverse.

0:15.0

Today on the God pod, we're going to interview actress, writer, and improviser Nicole Thurman.

0:22.0

Then we will listen to Moses' Word of the Week.

0:25.9

And then we're going to talk about,

0:28.1

you know, some of the me damn news,

0:30.0

some of the things that happen this week.

0:31.4

And then we'll finish and I'll give you your new

0:33.7

commandment of the week. So how are we doing Mr Jesus? I'm doing well Mr dad how are you doing? Can't complain

0:40.7

Are you gonna be as angry as you were last episode?

0:44.0

No, no, I'm going to relax, okay?

0:49.0

I had to exercise the demons.

0:51.5

You know, we had to respond to, that was a hellish weekend of news was it not yeah you're right you had to let the poison out besides you you you like me better when I'm angry right I do it's classic dad that's my dad know you like to cover the loving

1:06.8

side and I you know I'm vengeful and angry right yes it's like tango and cash. Okay, how are we doing Miss Holy Ghost? Oh, we're doing great. Thank you for asking. I thought you never would. Oh, well, everything's good on your end? Yeah, my end is great. Okay.

1:23.6

How about you, Mr. Moses, how are you doing with the COVID?

1:27.0

I'm here. Yeah, you're here. I don't know why you're here. I keep trying to tell you not to show up but you know

1:34.8

You just keep doing it and I applaud you for that you're feeling not worse right? I'm feeling not worse. I'm feeling that's a good thing well no I don't feel like it's a good thing at the moment but I see what you go

1:47.6

well they say that you know what they say sure I see where you're going with that sure, it's a good thing that I'm still here.

1:54.9

How's that?

1:55.4

We're still working on the potions and spells to cure you.

1:58.2

We'll figure something out.

1:59.5

Right.

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