Cankel's McTacotot Tits is heading to Alaska to meet with Vladimir Putin.

And we have some leaked footage right now of what Trump is planning to say to Vladimir Putin.

This is an IHIP news exclusive.

Kylie, play the clip. Kylie, how did that?

How?

Oh my God, we are good conservative women.

How did we get such footage like that?

What is that filth, Pumps?

That filth is the president of the United States

simulating a blow job on a microphone. He seemed very familiar with how to perform.

Right. I got the distinct impression it was a swallowed job. I got the distinct impression

that that wasn't his first time to do such a thing. Well, he's met with Vladimir Putin in

private before that he certainly such a thing. Well, he's met with Vladimir Putin in private before.

He certainly, certainly has.

So as we all know, Trump is the weakest foreign policy president this country has ever seen.

He's going to go to Alaska and Vladimir Putin will put a leash, a ball gag in his mouth

a la Pulp Fiction style, and walk him around if you get my drift.

All right.

Next up, here is Kankles the day before he leaves for Alaska.

Lying and making shit up in the Oval, play the clip.

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