All right, you guys, Cankel's McTacototids has reached a new level of complete dehydration.

I'm talking Sahara Desert Thirst Trap Dehydration put up the headline.

Trump has stooped to cold calling Norwegian diplomats in his long-suffering bid to be awarded

the country's coveted Nobel Peace Prize.

Thirsty Trump's desperate cold call about Nobel Peace Prize reports the Daily Beast.

I mean, this guy, you guys make taco tits is dehydrated Sahara Desert.

That is so pathetic.

It is so unbelievably pathetic.

And what's more pathetic are all of the betas that go along and are like yeah call them up

that they don't again like you always say they're incapable of feeling shame here's what when I read

that you know the first thing I thought of remember when he called the New York Post and said it

wasn't him and said that Marla Maple said he was the best lay of her life.

This is that.

This is, I feel so bad about myself and I know what a piece of shit I am.

So I need to call them and ask them to pretty please give me the Nobel Peace Prize because Obama won it.

You know, and just kind of hypothetically playing through the call that you mentioned before he got into politics

with saying that Marla Maple said he was the best late, lying and acting like he's somebody else.

What that tells me, what I can infer from that is they got in a huge fight, he and Marla.

Yeah, yeah. And she finally looked over at him and said, you're a two pump chump and you're

the worst lay I've ever had. And that just occupied real estate in his brain. And then he felt

like everybody knew that. So then he had to lie and call the New York Post. But moving

along here, Rolling Stone is reporting that Trump is demeaning the Epstein victims.

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