TRUMP ESCALATOR 911
Titus Podcast
Christopher Titus
4.5 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 29 September 2025
⏱️ 87 minutes
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Titus Podcast... SCREAM SANITY!
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| 0:00.0 | You have found the Titus podcast Armageddon Update with host Christopher Titus, Rachel Bradley, and Ken Hyland. |
| 0:08.5 | And now, here's Christopher Titus with this week's Armageddon Update. |
| 0:17.2 | I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the live from Kentucky Armageddon Update. |
| 0:22.2 | Hi to all of you are still here after the rapture. |
| 0:24.4 | It's really a bummer that all the people that we wanted God to take home are still here. |
| 0:29.9 | Told you, you weren't Christians, you bastards. |
| 0:32.8 | You know, we really do need the Lord to take some of these douchebags home |
| 0:36.6 | because it's just getting |
| 0:38.4 | weirder and weirder, isn't it? |
| 0:44.4 | Since last week, Jimmy Kimmel was fired. |
| 0:46.8 | Disney lost billions and then Jimmy Kimmel was rehired. |
| 0:50.4 | Then he continued to hilariously shred the dumbest white fat man we have ever had in office. |
| 0:55.0 | Donald Trump is an old-fashioned 80s movie style bully, taking your lunch money. |
| 1:00.3 | And if you give it to him once, he'll take it again. |
| 1:02.7 | Two things he loves, lunch and money. |
| 1:05.7 | Enjoy that. |
| 1:06.7 | Because that kind of freedom of speech people currently in America is really and truly in jeopardy. |
| 1:12.4 | It hasn't been that long. It's been eight months, but it feels like 20 years ago when Cheddar Mussolini said this out loud. |
| 1:18.9 | Bring back free speech. |
| 1:20.8 | And then he ended Jimmy Kimmel and threatened ABC because he didn't like their free speech. |
| 1:25.7 | He actually got them to pull the show. |
| 1:29.3 | I mean, look, we can do this the easy way or the hard way. |
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