Take a look behind the curtain with a real whistleblower an American patriot.

Prepare to embrace the uncomfortable truth because this program has no time for comforting lies.

Here is Civil Liberties enthusiasts, Second Amendment Defender, and recovering fbi i agent kyle seraphon

well hello my friends welcome to the kyle seraphon it is april the 10th and I already started the show without you guys. Sorry about that. I had Steve Friend on. We just started getting into the favorite cartoon themes from the 1980s and the 1990s. I got an AI remake of one of them that's freaking astoundingly good. So we're going to play that. And we're just going to hang out because it's been a really dumb week. And I feel like maybe the dumbness is not going anywhere. So we might as well just have a little bit of fun. Steve is actually going to quit the podcast and start professionally hunting iguanas. So he's going to announce that. I think in a few minutes, I'll tell you the details of what that looks like. we thought about running for office, but neither one of us likes to write letters to Santa Claus in the adult format. So we're

just going to be dudes kicking it, having some fun. I've got some comedy for you. There's no other way

to be alive right now. And Donald Trump has ended the careers of Candace Owens and Megan Kelly

and Tucker Carlson. They're all done.

Our high IQ president has decided to destroy the low IQ podcasters that helped him get

where he's going. You guys will have to decide. I'll read the entire statement to you. I know that

most of you didn't have time to read the wall of text, the boomer slop garbage that Donald Trump

posted last night as he quote, unquote ended. The people that have been his allies. Alex Jones also in that list of people, Alex Jones, who famously reminded you yesterday, what not to do with your male member. I will play it again for you today. Didn't make it on the soundboard yet, but it will be there next week. So that's what we're going to do. We're first going to say thanks to the folks over at Patriot Protect because identity theft sucks. You're in the middle of tax season right now. Maybe you're already done. Maybe you guys got more back. That just means that was your money that should have been in your pocket in the first place. It's the worst time right now for data breaches, for whatever it's worth. You have probably heard that from here,

last 90 days, government contractors, oh, shocker, couldn't protect your data. They're actually

trying to move more medical information into OPM, which got hacked by the Chinese in 2016,

and they compromised my data, Steve Friends data, and so on. Yeah, the government's not really good

with data, and they lose it all the time, 25 million, 72 72 million like numbers that will blow your mind that you cannot fathom.

Last year alone had over 3,300 significant data breaches.

If you want to protect yourself, you want to make sure that your name and your phone number and your address and your email and your family relations and so on and all your different profiles are not on searchable data broker websites that are not on the people search websites across google check out patreon protect it's a really good way to do it it's inexpensive it's less than 10 bucks a month it might be less than eight bucks a month i can't remember what it was but it's like one payment it goes for the year make sure you guys get some sort of data protection on yourself so people are not looking you up and trying to screw with you

you know like when someone calls the new mexico pardon justice and tells them that your wife is doing cocaine or whatever at least they have the wrong address so that's the the benefit that i have when it comes to using patriot protect it's patriot dash protect dot com slash k y l e you guys saw it on the screen a second ago there is a link in the show description as as usual. Patriot dash protect.com slash KYLE. Save yourself 15% on an annual subscription of whatever degree of protection you guys want to do. It will reduce robocalls, generally speaking. It will reduce your risk for fraud and so on. And they're good people. Skip comes on here and talks about dumb things with me as well, and we laugh about it. Let's get into today's program.

I don't think there's any further ado, so let's do this.

All right, musical bumpers back to back, but I've got another one here and it's this guy.

Steve, I got to center you in the screen. What's going on over here?

No, this is just an amateurish, not definitely a preeminent premiere funded by the federal government Fed Boy podcast here.

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