Trump Delivered on His Campaign Promises, But Only to Himself | Alexandria Stapleton
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 23 January 2026
⏱️ 32 minutes
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| 1:42.3 | We grade Trump's first year on a scale from one to what the hell. |
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