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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

This Week's News | Josh on Trump's Peace Prize Vendetta, Greenland Gambit & First-Year Accomplishments

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

Daily News, Comedy, News

4.214.2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2026

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

Josh Johnson covers Trump's continued pitch for America to own Greenland and the president's ire at being snubbed for the Nobel Peace Prize, despite receiving one secondhand from Nobel winner Maria Corina Machado. Plus, Josh compares Trump's campaign promises to what the president actually achieved (for himself) in his first year back in office. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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For the last year, Donald Trump has been fiending for a Nobel Peace Prize, like a humanitarian award addict.

1:21.4

He's tried everything from whining to pretending that he ended eight wars to offering to suck Norway's fjore in the parking lot.

1:30.6

But the Nobel Committee gave the prize

1:32.6

to Venezuelan opposition leader,

1:34.8

Marina Karina Machado.

1:36.6

And Trump was so butt-hurt,

1:38.0

he said that she should give her prize to him.

1:41.5

And because that's the stupidest possible thing that could happen,

1:46.5

guess what happened? Then as well as opposition leader and Nobel Peace Prize winner,

1:52.4

Maria Carina Machado saying she presented her prize to President Trump.

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