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🗓️ 9 October 2025
⏱️ 34 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Do it for your wife, who told you to pick up bread, but instead you picked up Fred, your grandson, again. |
| 0:07.3 | And now your daughter is calling because he missed football. |
| 0:10.5 | That's the fourth time this month. |
| 0:12.5 | You can wave his future career goodbye. |
| 0:14.8 | If you don't do it for you, do it for your wife and little Freddy. |
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| 0:29.2 | Tees and sees apply. |
| 0:30.7 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:37.1 | From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central, it's America's only sorts for new. |
| 0:44.1 | This is The Daily Show with your host, Josh Johnson. |
| 0:48.1 | Thank you. Welcome to the Daily Show. |
| 1:08.6 | I'm Josh Johnson. |
| 1:10.0 | We've got so much to talk about tonight. |
| 1:12.3 | Boeing is no longer our biggest air safety concern. |
| 1:15.0 | Donald Trump finds a new way to not pay people, |
| 1:17.6 | and America looks for our oldest missing white girl. |
| 1:20.2 | So let's get into it with our ongoing coverage of Shutdown Showdown 2025. |
| 1:27.8 | Locked up, locked down, and closed the business. |
| 1:33.5 | I know the government is technically shut down, but that doesn't mean everything is shut down. |
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