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🗓️ 10 October 2025
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:06.8 | From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central |
| 0:10.3 | is America's only source for new. |
| 0:14.0 | This is The Daily Show with your host, Josh Johnson. |
| 0:18.1 | Thank you. Josh Johnson. |
| 0:37.5 | Welcome to the Daily Show. I'm Josh Johnson. We've got so much to talk about tonight. |
| 0:40.2 | Marco Rubio gets caught passing notes in class. |
| 0:44.8 | Christy Noem gets in a fight with a chicken, and Donald Trump has a pretend intelligence briefing about a pretend terrorist group. So, let's get into the headlines. |
| 0:53.7 | Let's get right into the biggest story in the world. |
| 0:57.1 | This is one of those senses that you almost never hear, but there's good news coming out of the Middle East. |
| 1:02.8 | Major breakthrough in the Middle East. |
| 1:04.8 | President Trump was the first to announce that Israel and Hamas have agreed to the first phase of a deal that could lead to the end of the war in Gaza. |
| 1:12.5 | This is more than Gaza. This is peace in the Middle East, and it's been an incredible thing. |
| 1:17.4 | Over in Gaza, Palestinian men and boys ran into the streets, clapping and cheering. |
| 1:22.6 | In Israel, a similar scene of joy. |
| 1:25.7 | That's right. A peace deal has been reached between Israel and Hamas. |
| 1:30.0 | And it's based on the framework Donald Trump proposed, which means another thing you almost |
| 1:35.2 | never hear, and I can't believe I'm saying this, I got to give Donald Trump some props |
| 1:40.6 | here, you know? It doesn't happen a lot. |
| 1:50.8 | In fact, I can only think of this, the COVID vaccine, and home alone, too. |
| 1:59.1 | Now, don't get me wrong. |
| 2:04.9 | This is astonishing because if this piece holds, it means the guy who couldn't stop a fight between Gary Busey and Meatlof broker peace in the Middle East. |
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