Hello and welcome to this week's episode of Trump trolls Trump.

That show where we call out all the lies and hypocrisy of this most corrupt.

Well, not all of them actually, because time is of the essence.

Anyway, it's been 64 weeks.

64 weeks, that's 446 days.

Since inauguration day 2025, but damages being done every single second we live through.

So let's jump right into the weirdness that was

the White House Easter egg role, presided over by Donald's dementia, seems to have been in the

house. Check this out. So eggs is a big thing and it was a big thing to our great first lady who's here someplace?

Let's see.

I think this is our first lady.

What do you think of our first lady?

She's a movie star.

Is she the Easter bunny?

Is she this newly blonde chick?

Who knows?

You know what I do now?

Eggs is big.

Because I, too, believe that subject-verb agreement should be optional.

This is the United States of America, after all.

I also do know, actually, for fact, that Melody is not the Easter buddy.

First of all, you can't pay her enough.

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