Coming to you from a former Judas colony in Austin, Texas, which now also has multiple arcade games I'm allowed to play whenever I want, including Cabal, which I'm awesome at.

It's the political orphanage, a home for the exhausted majority.

If you see politics more as an exercise in problem solving

than a cosmic battle of rockam-socam robots,

welcome home. I'm your host Andrew Heaton, now with twice the amount of

soluble fiber. The political orphanage is brought to you by

The Bicycle Piano from Steinwheels

Friends if you're like me

You love nothing more than standing around a piano and crooning show tunes or a good old-fashioned

sing along. A few of you listeners are fancy types, so maybe you enjoy hammering out some

Chopin or Jerry Goldsmith or whatnot. Well, how much better would piano be if you could get your cardio in at the same time?

Yes, just imagine the serenity you'll experience tickling the ivories while balancing your piano as you

cycle up a hill and just think of the joy you'll bring to the lives of commuters as

they swerve around your piano during rush hour traffic as you play Rhonda Alaturka.

There are currently two models of the bicycle piano available, the grand piano cycle,

and the cross-country upright piano.

Now I know what you're thinking. How can I effectively steer an upright

piano? Don't worry, the folks over at Stein Wheels have already thought of that and they've

installed a two foot wide glass slot at eye level so that you can navigate the highway and play rag time with no issue.

Let's say you're best friends with Lance Armstrong and you really want him to win the tour to France.

But when you watch him you notice that he's lagging further and further behind

despite the lack of testicle weight.

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