Hello, everyone, and happy Monday. It is that time of the week. It is time for the true crime

rundown. We are your hosts across for me as Yellen Marie Marsh, who's got a doozy of a story

for all of you. And I am your other host, congested Joey Taranto. How are you, Yelan,

Marie Marsh? I am good. Now, I do not celebrate Valentine's Day. I never, ever, ever had when I was married single because I think it's silly to find one day to tell people that you love them.

But my daughter, however, is having a girly brunch upstairs.

So everyone piped down.

Look at that.

I was in love once.

How are you, my love?

Back at home, back in New Orleans, celebrating Mardi Gras, for which he does not know what it means.

But how are you?

Yeah, this is the thing.

I'm good.

I'm still recovering from flying to North Carolina and like getting on the time zone, all that.

I'm great. I'm great. How are you? Well, I am recording with a United Airlines headset right now because I can't

find my headphones. I don't know where they are. I know they made it on the plane with me. However,

the night of the Raleigh show, I partook in a sensible edible,

as I do almost every night to turn my brain off, to calm my nerves, to regulate my nervous

system. And our darling friend Josh came to the show last minute, helped us out, Josh runs our

discord. He was a dear out. Josh runs our discord.

He was a dear friend.

That big old gay man said, you want an edible, Ellen?

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