Episode 16 (Unsolved Mysteries)

I Think Not!

Society & Culture, True Crime, Comedy

4.7 • 12.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 February 2026

⏱️ 76 minutes

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0:33.7	God knows, a laundry list of things. What did you do? I got a new car.
0:37.9	Oh, what did you get?
0:39.1	I got, well, I just said car, just a normal, just a car. It doesn't matter. Anyway, start the music. Start the music. No, no, we're not starting the music. Because this is a joke. I know what she got. Tell them what you got. No, no. It has four doors.
0:51.7	She got a Volvo just like me.
0:53.7	And I got a Volvo just like our friend Kyle.
0:56.2	So we all driving volvos and we all drive. I just, it has four doors. She got a Volvo just like me. And I got a Volvo just like our friend Kyle.
0:56.2	So we all driving volvos and we all drive in safe driving Mee Ma Ma Cars.
1:00.4	Roll the music now.
1:01.7	I got a good deal.
1:09.5	I don't think that anyone has ever been bullied to lease a new car.
1:15.2	I feel like I have invented something new.
1:17.3	I got a new car so that everyone would leave me alone.
1:20.9	I mean, it's a lease, but still.
1:22.2	If that car could talk, this is niche, that car would go,
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