Yeah, take a bite and then lean your face into the microphone.

I say, let's start.

You take a bite.

You lean into the microphone.

What do you think people want to hear your digestion happening in the back of your throat?

Oh, that reminds me.

I need to take an enzyme.

Okay.

That's the cold open.

Hello, everyone, and happy Monday. It is that time of the week. It's the true crime run down. We're back again. Record on a Friday and the show airs on Monday. How do you know? Because we tell you behind the scenes, that is the song. Ellen's looking at me some kind of way, and I don't care. I'm back in New York. I'm happy. Let me be happy just because you a miserable New Jersey. Well, I'm not miserable. I'm just saying that song made no rhythmical sense. The pentameter was way off. There were no rhymes and you're fired. You know what, as my grandma used to say, pantameter this pussy. All right, so true crime rundown is the show where we give you all of the true crime headlines of the week. I am Joey Taranto,

across for me, All right, so True Crime Rundown is the show where we give you all of the true crime headlines of the week.

I am Joey Taranto.

Across from me is Yellen Marie Marsh, who is very hungry for pancakes and loves pantameter.

What's going on, honey?

We're here with our backstage audience, yammering just a little too much on a Saturday.

We are going to be focusing on one case today,

and that is the case of David and the murder of Celeste Rivas Hernandez.

Let me tell you, a lot of information has come out.

Joey and I have tried to divide our research,

but I want to apologize ahead of time.

I have so many notes because I've actually been researching this all week

long and then we just got a new dump of information the other day. If this isn't linear and this is

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