Season 2, Episode 3 (Unsolved Mysteries)

I Think Not!

Society & Culture, True Crime, Comedy

4.7 • 12.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2026

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Woman is run over by her own car; Missouri arsonist; New York City coin scam; a mystery illness strikes an Oakland family. This Week’s Sponsors: IQ Bar - Get twenty percent off all IQBAR products, plus get free shipping. To get your twenty percent off, just text think to 64000. Message and data rates may apply. See terms for details. Miracle Made - Go to trymiracle.com/THINKNOT and use the code THINKNOT to claim your free 3 piece towel set and save over 40% off Quince - Go to Quince.com/think for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:24.6	Oh, God. I hate it when you start like that.
0:26.7	There are two things in this world that are not for the faint of heart.
0:30.3	One is but stuff.
0:32.0	Two is Facebook Marketplace.
0:34.4	And I'll tell you why.
0:35.6	Because you could be selling a very
0:37.5	lovely sofa at a very
0:39.2	decent price, and you could say
0:41.3	reasonable offers will be considered,
0:43.8	and that one fool from down
0:45.4	a road who ain't got nothing but two teeth
0:47.4	and one toe is going to damn you
0:49.4	and say this. We will give you $10.
0:54.3	Thank you, Carl.
0:55.6	Take your $10 and fuck off.
0:57.4	I'll throw in a toaster.
1:04.1	Welcome, dumb bitches.
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