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The Rewatcher

True Blood: You'll Be the Death of Me (S1E12)

The Rewatcher

Morbid Network

Tv & Film, Comedy, Morbid

4.52K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2026

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

With Jason in the clink, Sookie's dedication to find out who the murderer is renewed, but her outspokenness about what she has discovered puts her in grave danger. Tara has landed herself in a bona fide resort, but is it the Devil in a Sunday hat? Arlene's kids finds some unsettling things in the garage as Season 1's mystery is finally exposed, leading us to a confrontation that had us SHOOOK! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh Mikie gets crass (again), Alaina compares a character to a hotdog, and Ash offers some extremely valuable relationship advice that we should DEFINITELY commit to merch ASAP! And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!! This week we're going to share video of Ash coming to grips with who the murderer of the season is! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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0:00.0

previously on The Rewatcher, True Blood.

0:03.9

But the picture is Renee.

0:06.8

Is Renee's Foncation ass?

0:08.9

It's his face.

0:10.0

His Fancashian ass face.

0:12.3

Imagine if it was just his ass and ass is like, that's Renee.

0:16.3

I would know.

0:18.3

I know those buttermilk biscuits anywhere, baby. Terry says he can't listen to politicians

0:22.8

anymore or he'll have a seizure. And I was like, I was like, same. I was like, we're all Terry.

0:28.5

Wow, that's a broad statement, babe. We are Terry. Yeah, you're everybody. He should just stay a dog.

0:35.0

It's a better life. Everybody loves a dog.

0:57.4

You just get pets. You never feel differently about a dog. The worst thing that happens is your lip just gets stuck on your teeth. And you know what? You say it looks weird, but they can't help it. Vala just walks and he cuts off Candace Cameron Bure. He's like, oh my God, I just love your bigotry and xenophobia. Well, I guess you would be the one to know, you dumb bitch.

1:27.5

She had more respect for her waking up from the grave than he did with poor Sookie's vagina that day. She had fungal fungi and her vagina. That's real bad. Fungle fire. Maybe that's why she's all pissed off. I know. The fungal fie on her vagina. She's on antibiotics. That's not fucking well. Yeah. Yeah. That's true. He lifts her up after a smooch and she slowly slips out of his hands and just floats up, up, up and away. Like she's literally just a little dot in this guy and then she just blinks out.

1:29.0

Yep.

1:29.3

It's simultaneously hilarious and sad.

1:31.6

I'm mad.

1:32.2

She's like, woo.

1:35.7

And I love Drew.

1:36.9

There she goes.

1:37.5

There she goes.

1:38.6

And then he goes, bye.

1:40.5

He did not like Amy either.

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