True Blood: Nothing But the Blood (S2E1)

The Rewatcher

Morbid Network

Tv & Film, Comedy, Morbid

4.5 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2026

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Season two is here WITHOUT the months long wait and it is GIVING! Picking up where we left off, everyone is scandalized by the corpse found in Andy's vehicle, but Tara is downright horrified! Sookie gets a double whammy of shocking news, and Jason is just out in these Bon Temps streets joining the closest cult he can find! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as we fangirl about Nan Flanna Bob, we worry about Lala's current state of being, and we formally decide on the proper way to apologize to us, And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!!

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0:00.0	Previously on The Rewatcher, True Blood.
0:05.5	Fucking bitch!
0:06.9	It's the way he says bitch that literally...
0:09.0	It's so heinous.
0:11.1	I'll just say it for you.
0:12.0	Pie Shop closed.
0:13.1	If you do not have a man who loves you enough that they would crawl out of their hidey hole in the middle of the day and fight their very cellular being to burn in the
0:22.8	sun to come find you literally what the fuck are you doing get rid of them i got kind of hot for sam
0:28.2	in that moment i know because bill is just like freddie kruger as fuck and i said oh oh you can't
0:37.4	even rescue me from my murder during the day.
0:40.5	I was afraid that you were going to be like, my pussy was on fire.
0:43.9	Girlfriend, I would never say that the pie shop is closed and I would never refer to my pussy as being on fire.
0:50.2	Do you even know me?
0:52.0	You crass bitch.
0:55.7	I have to kill him myself with a shovel.
0:58.5	And now I have to deal with the trauma of you being a crispy ass bitch.
1:03.0	And I have to put you in the ground?
1:05.6	I got to put you in the ground.
1:07.6	I can hold you in a crispy.
1:09.4	No, no.
1:10.0	I have to put you in rice essentially.
1:14.0	We dropped.
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