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The Rewatcher

True Blood: Timebomb (S2E8)

The Rewatcher

Morbid Network

Tv & Film, Comedy, Morbid

4.52K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2026

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

In one of the best episodes of the series so far, Sookie gets saved by an unlikely friend. She and Eric attempt to escape from cult camp as Bill and Jason rally to get her to safety! At Merlottes, Lafayette gets a mystical warning, and Sam finds Daphne’s corpse and ends up in serious hot water!! Not a banner night for the hometown haunt! Back at the house that booties built, Tara is sus about the blackouts everyone is experiencing, and Maryann makes the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen. But hey! At least she didn’t f&#k a tree! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Alaina wishes that Eric would look at her like he looks at Godric , Ash wants to save a horse, and Mikie does his best Audrey impression! And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!!

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0:00.0

previously on the rewatcher.

0:02.3

True blood.

0:04.4

A lot happened.

0:05.0

Yeah.

0:06.2

So much fucking.

0:07.6

Yeah.

0:07.8

So much.

0:08.8

Per yush.

0:09.4

So many asses.

0:10.7

So many asses.

0:11.9

So much Arlene just going, uh,

0:14.5

Ugh.

0:15.0

Ew.

0:15.7

I know.

0:16.8

It was like,

0:17.5

it was like,

0:17.6

I need you to stop.

0:19.1

I need you to stop.

0:20.4

I'm triggered. Oh, just type in Connor Story's ass? I said bum. You're like, no. Leave that in. I said, leave that in. No, I said bum. Pig. Pig. You're doing good one. I'm saying again. Pig. Pig. Why you're so good at that? I don't really know. She's a big babe enthusiast. Yeah. The fact that Daphne is just shitting in the woods as a pig right after she fucked Sam, that's crazy. That's wild work. She's fiber maxing as a pig. That's true. After fucking Sam.

0:54.3

On a pool table.

0:56.4

Daphne pig shits in the woods after fucking Sam.

1:00.2

Can you?

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