True Blood: I Will Rise Up (S2E9)

The Rewatcher

Morbid Network

Tv & Film, Comedy, Morbid

4.5 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2026

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Picking up right at the end of last week's explosive ending, the Dallas Vampire Coven deals with the fallout of a terrorist attack! Eric dupes Sookie to get under her skin (and MAN does he!) and Godric falls upon his sword to ensure that his clan is protected. Back in Bon Temps, things are ramping up into chaos! Lafayette is HORRIFIED when he sees bruises on Tara and responds accordingly. Sam flies the coop (literally), and Maryann continues to be an absolute menace to society.

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0:00.0	Previously on the rewatcher, True Blood.
0:04.7	I don't know who you can be long before the night is
0:09.8	Eric slithers towards them and then he literally hunches his shoulders.
0:17.9	This took me out. He starts
0:20.9	walking like he can name all the
0:23.5	Pokemon in existence.
0:26.0	And he's like, Cheromar!
0:28.3	I have never had a thing for cowboys
0:30.7	until this very minute.
0:32.8	Stan showed up and he started
0:34.5	talking in his cowboy stance
0:36.5	and I said woo!
0:38.8	Like Ash was sending text last night
0:40.5	she's like, this episode is good.
0:43.1	I said save a horse, babe.
0:44.7	I know.
0:45.1	Save a horse.
0:46.7	Holy shit.
0:48.2	What a fucking roast.
0:50.7	Mike drop moment.
0:51.6	That was like, oh!
0:53.9	Meanwhile, like Sarah Neuland is like up in the rafter. It was like, oh. It's so fun. Sarah Newland is like up in the raft. It's like, my vagina's heaven. That's what she's like, did you hear? His shoulders. It is ridiculous. It's like, what? What's happening? Clavicles. Yeah. We're never going to get him on this show. We can't.
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