previously on the rewatcher, True Blood.

She's almost like ashamed and like kind of sad,

but in like apologizing for the way that she's reacting

because she can't get swept away from getting dicked down

by this like fucking vampire.

That was so eloquent.

I know.

That was me.

But Suki is like, don't worry about it. We're going to make it work, Sam. It's great. Like, she's all... She's like, I just got penetrating. I had this on. I was watching it while I was writing the notes. And I'm sitting on the couch next to John, and he's like watching something on TV. And he literally looks over right as Lafayette pulled his pants down.

And John was like, what are you watching?

He's like, are you watching porn right next to me?

Go off, queen. That may be snow on the bat, but there's fire in the valley.

To which I say. No.

You'll be saying that when you get gray hair, babe.

You are permanently fired.

Collect your things.

Mikey, you did me dirty because I was looking at you and I said, I know that you would like Amy.

You would like her, Mikey. You would like her. And you were like, no, I wouldn't. I would hate her. No. No. And I was like, why is he lying to me right now? Why is it making me be on an island? And then I watched the very episode that night. And I said, that's why. He didn't want to be on the wrong side of history with me. Exactly.

Exactly.

I just left you over there all by yourself.

Did.

See, and me, I hated Amy for who she was in the beginning.

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