True Blood: Plaisir d'amour (S1E9)

The Rewatcher

Morbid Network

Tv & Film, Comedy, Morbid

4.5 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2026

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

The episode starts with a baptism of blood as Sookie gets a front row seat to Vampiricide, and returns home to see another household member found murdered. Tension is high as Bill makes promises that he cannot keep, and Sookie reels from everyone not being truthful with her!

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0:00.0	Previously on The Rewatcher, True Blood.
0:04.2	And they, fuck.
0:06.6	He's alive.
0:08.2	And he gave me a mutated UTI.
0:11.0	Oh my gosh.
0:11.5	A fungal utia.
0:12.1	A fungal fungus.
0:13.4	Fungle fungis grown out of my vagina.
0:17.4	You read such a bigot, Arlene, we've got to love you.
0:20.8	She's like your auntie that you're like, but you're like, fuck, don'tlie. God, I love you.
0:22.3	She's like your auntie that you're like,
0:25.3	but I love you.
0:27.6	Jason just wants to lick her mind.
0:28.7	Fucking nasty.
0:30.1	I was like, please stop.
0:30.5	Yeah.
0:32.0	That's like licking freckles.
0:32.5	Yeah.
0:33.1	I don't know.
0:33.4	I feel like it. Stop saying you want to lick your mind.
0:35.1	Like, that's kind of, I like that.
0:38.9	I think it's fast.
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