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The Rewatcher

True Blood: The First Taste (S1E2)

The Rewatcher

Morbid Network

Tv & Film, Comedy, Morbid

4.52K Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2025

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

After being beaten BRUTALLY by the Ratrays, Sookie has a date with death, quite literally! Saved by Bew Compton, Sookie's infatuation only gets more intense! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Ash makes a really insightful case for why Sam is a dog, Mikie gets aggressive with his euphemisms, we all fiercely oppose the concept of nacho titties! And don't forget to join the conversation on Instagram at @the_rewatcher!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Previously on the rewatcher, True Blood.

0:03.9

Let's get into it, guys. I'm so excited.

0:06.1

I'm sorry.

0:07.5

The fucking, the wrong turn of it all would just like, I'll fuck you.

0:12.6

And then I'll eat you.

0:14.0

I was like, this is my favorite thing I have ever seen.

0:17.3

This is the moment where I said, we made the right decision.

0:23.6

You said, I never had another suggestion about what we should cover.

0:28.7

And I'm glad.

0:29.7

You don't see that coming.

0:31.1

I don't advocate for workplace violence.

0:34.1

No.

0:34.6

Except in this one instance.

0:36.0

She says, that's for pat in my ass too much.

0:38.3

Can we just, can we pause on that?

0:40.3

Slim Reaper.

0:41.3

Here's the thing, I've never paused on that.

0:44.3

I've passed to go.

0:46.3

Now, I just have to say, watching Ash,

0:49.3

watch Jason, watch Maude,

0:52.3

get tenderized like a slab of beef by Count Warcock was a

0:59.1

life-changing woman for me.

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