Oh my God, you guys, I love this show.

She's a true blooder.

I'm true blooding.

It's true.

It is such a hugely different vibe than Buffy, obviously.

Massively different vibes.

Do you know that? It has UPN vibes.

Uppen. It is Uppen times Tupin. No, it's HUBB. We've moved on from Uppin to Habo.

Yeah. We're home box office right now. Home box office. Here's the thing. We're never going to not be Southern while talking about this show. It's going to be tough to shift out of it. I love a Southern accent. I just understand that. And just wait until you hear me say, Bill, in my accent. Also, they're never going to be good Southern accents. No. No, we're not trying to offend anybody. We love your accents. But you have to know that they are the most fun accents. No. No, we're not. We're not trying to offend anybody. We love your accents. But you have to know that they are the most fun accents to slip in and out of. That's the thing. They just feel right. Yeah. And all of our, all of our, uh, all of our, uh, all of our manses are going to hate us. Yes. John hates when I just won't stop a Southern accent. When you get too southern. When I just keep going. Sometimes it's hard. You know, sometimes you just fall into it. Let's get into it, guys. I'm so excited! I know. I'm very excited to say from the Morbid Network. I'm Elena. I'm Ash. And I am Mikey. And this is the rewatcher.

True Blood.

This is Season 1, Episode 1.

Strange Love.

Blood on the morning, blood is the night.

Town of the dead.

She's chasing the night

Trouber and runs deep

Secrets week What are the most blood in the night?

Sound of the dead chasing lights.

Someone runs deep. Love's strange. Love is strange in this episode.

It is.

Speaking of love, our fucking theme music.

It's so good.

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