True Blood: It Hurts Me Too (S3E3)

The Rewatcher

Morbid Network

Tv & Film, Comedy, Morbid

4.5 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2026

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Eric throws himself into the fray to protect Sookie from harm, and gets some precious information about Bill's whereabouts. Tara is dickmatized, and Jason is ready to join the fuzz! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Ash finds a new beau to focus on after utter betrayal, Alaina is treated to multiple exposures to Eric Northman's cocky charm , and Mikie marvels at some extremely smart music decisions!. And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!!

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0:00.0	Previously on The Rewatcher, True Blood.
0:04.8	I'm going to be your lust interpreter.
0:07.7	I love that for Eric Northman.
0:10.3	I am scared of that.
0:11.8	Well, I'm sorry about it.
0:13.8	When Bill is away, sexy blondes will play.
0:19.5	Whoa.
0:20.1	It goes against everything we've ever known. How does this work? I know. That's not very Aikab and Jedward. It's not very Aikup and Jedward. Never. I could never see Jedward doing that. Akeb and Jedward. Oh, wow. Yeah, I could never. Oh, Jedward. I could see Aob doing it, but not Jedward. Not Jedward. Oh. I'll give him Mikey a second. My God. Really? Fucking Zaddy. He's very handsome. He's a handsome guy. Oh, Jacob. Okay. That's all. Oh, Jedward. Because, like, let me tell you, baby.
0:56.4	Damn.
0:57.3	All right.
0:57.7	I love that.
0:58.6	Good for you.
0:59.4	His personality sucks, but he's pretty looking.
1:01.7	There you go.
1:02.8	That's all that matters.
1:04.8	Eat my cooter.
1:05.9	I hate that a lot.
1:06.8	Oh, my God.
1:07.9	I don't want anything to do with that.
1:09.0	Don't call your nether regions that.
1:10.6	Don't call them that. I definitely don't tell anyone to.
1:13.4	Jesus Christ. Especially your boss.
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