True Blood: 9 Crimes (S3E4)

The Rewatcher

Morbid Network

Tv & Film, Comedy, Morbid

4.5 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2026

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Sookie goes undercover to get intel on Bill's whereabouts and imperils herself in the process. Tara and Franklin's meetcute turns meetTerrifying right quick! Eric apparently smells like the North Sea and isn't insulted about it (question mark?) The Jason pendulum continues to swing! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh we start a new weekly segment, Ash is brave and admits that her REWATCHER picker might be broken and Alaina leans in to appreciation of Eric! And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!!

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0:00.0	Previously on The Rewatcher, True Blood.
0:04.4	Babe, you took that to a weird place.
0:07.2	Why do you have to go next to Grand's grave?
0:09.6	Because there are plenty of graves.
0:11.2	That is the depravity that your lust fucking translator would go to for Eric Northman.
0:17.0	That's insane. You took that to a dark place.
0:19.7	No, I just think that he wanted to have his titty sucked again.
0:22.7	I think that was also part of it.
0:24.1	That's what I thought.
0:24.9	And it came true, but just not the person that he wanted.
0:28.1	So, wamp, wamp, wamp, for Eric.
0:31.1	Poor Eric.
0:32.4	I'm literally obsessed by how mean he is.
0:36.0	I think that's like his style of flirting. That's, and he's mean in such, like, isn't that your style of flirting? That's why I like it so much. I'm like, oh my gosh. It's northeastern. It's northeastern flirting. It is. It is. It's the way he says it. I'm like, damn. I can't get over the that Melinda is, Jerry from Succession. I'm like, stop. Go put your pantsuit on. Go send sexy text messages with Roman right now. Stop it, Belmont. Get out of here. Okay, Jerry, get back to where you belong. Yeah, start scheming. Yeah. Schemean to get that company. Exactly. You deserve it, Chair. Honestly, at this point, I'm just like, Suki, just live alone. Live alone forever.
1:13.1	Just live alone forever.
1:14.0	Because to get that company. Exactly. You deserve it, Jer. Honestly, at this point, I'm just like, Suki, just live alone.
1:12.3	Live alone forever.
1:14.6	Because, like, Jesus.
1:15.8	It's not good.
1:16.3	I didn't realize that they could glamour you into coming in.
1:19.4	And I feel like that shouldn't be allowed.
1:22.8	Eric Northman last episode was peak for me.
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