True Blood: Beyond Here Lies Nothin' (S2E12)

The Rewatcher

Morbid Network

Tv & Film, Comedy, Morbid

4.5 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2026

⏱️ 83 minutes

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We pick up where we left off with Sookie losing her damn mind as Tara tends to Eggs AND the weird giant egg in Gran's bed! unfortunately for her, Maryann has ideas on how she wants her reunion with her god to go, and they include Sookie! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Ash lives for the folk horror of it all, Mikie is obsessed with this episode’s music game, and we continue to mourn Scrub Daddy’s lost innocence! And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!!

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0:00.0	Previously on the rewatcher, True Blood.
0:05.6	You are dating a grown man named Eggs.
0:08.4	At that point in time, I would be like, you know what?
0:11.1	I think it's all right.
0:11.9	Yeah.
0:12.3	I think I'll meet somebody named like, like,
0:14.3	Toast.
0:15.1	Yeah.
0:17.4	Toast.
0:18.6	Toast.
0:19.0	And, like, with a little more of a serious name that you can fall in love with.
0:21.6	She's like begging him to perform a solo on his skin flute. She just wants to like sit there and pipe on his piccolo. Like she wants to go crazy on it. I should kill you for that. That's diabolical. That was phallonious. That was crazy. You should be at the police station.
0:42.1	Sam, Colby, and Lisa show up at Fangtasia, which is a sentence I never thought I was going to say.
0:50.6	There's some weird dude just fully naked, bathing in her sink. And I think he's holding intestines.
0:54.0	I know. He looks like he's holding intestines. It is legitimately terrified. If I saw this,
0:55.3	I don't think I'd want my home anymore. I would be done. How do you walk past that sink again?
0:59.9	How do you do dishes in that sink in the future? I know. I need to remodel.
1:03.7	His ball sack was right there.
1:05.5	Moving with Beal and do like farmhouse fixer up. I'm the scrub daddy.
1:09.4	What? The scrub daddy. Oh, that's a poor little guy.
1:14.1	He's not smiling anymore.
1:17.4	He just looks horrified.
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