True Blood: Bad Blood (S3E1)

The Rewatcher

Morbid Network

Tv & Film, Comedy, Morbid

4.5 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2026

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Rewatchers!! We made it to SEASON THREE and things are getting wild! We pickup in the absolute mess that the finale left us in. Sookie unsuccessfully attempts to get the fuzz on Bill's trail, Tara is spinning out of control, and Eric has issues of royal proportion! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as we get horrified by distracted driving, Mikie tries to find a tasteful term and fails miserably, and we decide that it's on SIGHT with Stanley! And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!!

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0:00.0	Previously on The Rewatcher, True Blood.
0:04.8	I would kiss her feet.
0:06.5	Yeah.
0:06.8	Like, I would worship at this bitch's feet.
0:09.0	One hondo.
0:09.8	Yeah.
0:10.1	I'd wash them.
0:10.8	In fact, she is my religion now.
0:12.6	She might be.
0:13.7	Honestly, Sophie Ann from True Blood.
0:17.2	Honestly, the next person that crosses me, I'm going to be like, I could wear your teeth his earrings. Yeah. And Marianne is like Nicholas on morbid and all but says, disgusting. That was her baby. She was taking care of that thing. It's been a lot to Tara. I know. Honey? Baby? Is that you? She says, baby, where the hell is my husband?
0:38.8	It's taking him so long.
0:40.8	And then a white bull is like, I'm right here.
0:42.7	Bullshit.
0:43.6	Your finger should be dead.
0:45.1	Yeah, he saw Jane pull her finger out of a giant statue of meat,
0:49.3	just like he saw her getting it from behind, from Mike's by Expenser.
0:52.9	And I said, holy shit. I know and I said holy shit I called about 20
0:56.6	he called about 2009 Andy yeah I know
0:59.7	I just love Andy being like
1:02.4	nope
1:03.4	incorrect he says these hands are murderous
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