The Hello and welcome to citation needed. podcast where we choose a subject read a single article about it on

Wikipedia and pretend we're experts because this is the internet and that's how it works now.

I'm no illusions and I'm going to be leading this sleuth.

That's the collective noun for a group of bears apparently.

To do that, I'm going to need some folks to bear with me.

First up, two men who are dashing and daring, courageous and caring, faithful and friendly with stories to share, Keith and Eli.

All through the forest, we sing out in chorus. I love this song.

Go maybe. Yes. Noah told me before the record. chorus I love this song. Gummy bears.

Noa told me before the record that those are the words to the gummy bears theme song.

Otherwise I would 100% assume he was dying.

That's why I told you.

Such a good show.

And also joining us tonight, a man who will steal your picnic basket and another one who's

smarter than the average bear, Tom and Cecil.

Hey, you can't blame me, Do you see what that basket was wearing?

It was asking to be stolen.

Oh, Jesus.

And before we get started, I want to remind our listeners that Grizzly Times might be

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