The Hello and welcome citation needed the podcast where we choose a subject read a single article

about it on Wikipedia and pretend we're experts because this is the internet and that's

how it works now I'm Eli Bosnick and I'll be driving this horse and buggy, but I'll need some fellow fading craftsmen. First up, two men making sure the

carving station at Old Country Buffet never goes out of style, Heath and Tom. Yeah you see the trick is and There we go. I like to get that guy right away. So he's like on my team, you know what I'm saying?

Yeah, that's smart.

That's smart. That's smart.

Walk in. He actually Venmo's him from outside in the parking lot. And also joining us tonight two men way past their expiration date, Cecil and Noah.

Pass your stupid expiration date, stupid face.

It's just it just as best if used by. I don't think anybody ever thought either of us were at our best.

Yeah, right? We're not expy.

I'm with no on this one.

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And with that out of the way, us Tom what person place thing concept

phenomenon or event will you be talking about today today today

today we'll be talking about obsolete occupations

okay I don't want to ascribe labels like hard and long to the look you took in the mirror, but are you ready to tell us what stared back at you?

My pain is your pain, gentlemen.

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