Trivia Goes HORRIBLY Right With Lern vs King Scott!
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The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
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🗓️ 24 April 2026
⏱️ 29 minutes
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Summary
If you’ve ever been wildly confident and completely wrong at the same time, congratulations—you’re already qualified to compete in this episode of Matchup with Morons. In this installment of the funny podcast that keeps St. Louis laughing (and occasionally yelling at their speakers), King Scott and Lern go head-to-head in a trivia battle that proves knowledge is optional, but commitment to bad answers is mandatory.
We kick things off with what should be easy: Earth Day. Simple, right? Nope. From there, it only spirals. A basic bowling term turns into a full existential crisis, Olympic history gets rewritten in real time, and somehow both contestants confidently miss a major James Bond music question like it personally offended them.
But here’s the twist—despite all logic, missed answers, and questionable reasoning, this turns into an actual competition. Like… close. Suspiciously close. We’re talking tie-game, down-to-the-wire, “how did we get here?” levels of tension. And just when you think it can’t get any more ridiculous, it all comes down to a tiebreaker involving Olympic medal counts… which, let’s be honest, nobody knows.
This episode is peak funny podcast energy: chaotic, unpredictable, and filled with moments that make you laugh, cringe, and question everything you thought you knew. It’s the kind of funny podcast that reminds you trivia isn’t about being right—it’s about being loud, confident, and occasionally lucky.
So buckle up for a round of Matchup with Morons that delivers exactly what you expect… and somehow still surprises you.
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