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Trippin' with Opie & Matt: Don't Ask About Pineapple | Opie Radio podcast SUPERCUT

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🗓️ 12 October 2025

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Get ready for a wild ride with Trippin' with Opie & Matt! This supercut from the Opie Radio podcast, recorded LIVE at Gebhards, is packed with laugh-out-loud moments, absurd banter, and rock trivia gone wrong. From barfing waiters to bed frame debates and epic rants about Coney Island, Opie and Matt bring the chaos you didn’t know you needed. Subscribe for more unfiltered hilarity and join the Opie Radio crew every week for fresh episodes! Check out the full podcast wherever you get your podcasts.

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0:00.0

Oh, Ron the waiter's here.

0:01.6

He's throwing up.

0:02.6

Ron, are you throwing up over there?

0:04.7

He's thrown up.

0:06.4

There's a little cubby there.

0:07.9

It goes behind the bar.

0:08.9

Now we got to, now we got to bring him over.

0:10.6

Do you guys have fucking product in your here?

0:13.5

Who?

0:13.8

Us?

0:14.3

No, I don't have product.

0:16.0

We don't share a secret.

0:17.2

Matt, you're acting.

0:18.7

Matt, you got your hair so curly, it's like Jewish. Matt, you got to give honestly, Matt, you look like a little fiddler. You should see our pubs. I smell like low tide in August. Instead of being offered the tip, I was offered the whole thing a few times. Wait, so you had women that, no... No, these were men. That's why it's the whole thing. Wait, you had men? Wait, men banged you? No, didn't bang me. I said no. Oh, my God. He paused. Yeah, that was definitely false. Heder. He paused. It's only fodder, baby.

0:55.4

Did you have problems in your hair? Look, there's nothing wrong with me. Yeah, there is. The only thing in here is... Dandra. Coney Island... By the way, it's like... My beer has a whole new froth on it now. There's like sewage. There's probably... Dude, I really, Coney Island is always at the point of the bacteria so how you can't swim. Yeah, but I'm teeming. You like how he's salting. You're wearing with a fucking dandruff. Hold on, but that makes your hair look good. That's over the Westside, Mark. When the ocean has like a red tide and a lot of bacteria in it, That's when you go swimming because then you come out in your hair. I kind of look like a beach boy? Yep. Dude, I do look a little sexy. I don't like Happy Hour Ron. I'm not a fan of Happy Hour Rock. It's not a fan. I'm not a fan. Happy Hour Rock. So my roommate who's gay. So I go to my roommate, like, wow, does someone else... Wow.

1:47.9

He... Of what? Happy owl rock. So my roommate who's gay? So I go to my roommate, like, wow, does someone else, he, wow, roommate is gay.

1:53.7

And he goes, well, you know there's going to be vagina juice in it.

1:57.7

I'm like, dude, nobody talks like that.

1:59.3

What are you talking about?

2:00.0

He thinks she's going to coat it in her vagina juice because she's like obsessed with me. Do you think that's possible? It's probable. I tell you, Don't touch, wait a minute. He's grinding. I have the mattress. I have the bedding and I have the soft hands. And wait a minute, I have the pillows. All right. I need a frame. I need the bedding and I have soft hand and wait a minute I have the

2:17.6

pillows I need a frame I need a bed frame I got a bed frame I'll give you a

2:22.9

bed frame for me you I can't do the matter any beds I record week oh look at that

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