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Bert Kreischer UNFILTERED - Best and Last Year of Radio

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3.64.8K Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2025

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Join Opie, Bert Kreischer, Vic Henley, and Sherrod Small for a no-holds-barred episode of the Opie Radio Show packed with hilarious chaos! From a rogue squirrel terrorizing an old folks’ home to a penguin love triangle straight out of National Geographic, this episode dives into the absurd with gut-busting 911 calls, tales of animal fights, and unfiltered locker room banter. Bert shares wild stories about his Showtime special, "The Machine," while the crew tackles everything from North Korean missile threats to a Playmate’s Snapchat scandal. Expect crude humor, raw takes, and plenty of Tito’s vodka-fueled laughs. Tune in for a rollercoaster of comedy and real talk!

Transcript

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0:00.0

right?

0:00.5

Oh shit.

0:01.9

Bert Kreiser is here.

0:03.5

Oh, good God.

0:05.0

Oh, fuck with pizza and Tito's vodka.

0:08.4

Oh, my God.

0:09.7

Oh, shit.

0:10.8

The weight loss competition.

0:12.1

Oh, my God.

0:13.2

I'm splurging before I started.

0:15.1

Yes.

0:15.7

Are you just coming to town or leaving town?

0:17.6

I'm leaving.

0:18.1

I got on a plane at nine at night tonight.

0:19.9

But weren't you just in town?

0:21.7

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm coming and going, baby. Coming and going. And why you have so much luggage in our office? Because I'm leaving. Not my office. My office is in the corner here in the hallway. I found a spot. I was set up in your office today. What on the corner? No, no, no. The real office that you have.

0:37.4

Oh, upstairs.

0:38.0

They were like,

0:38.6

hey, because I had to do phoners.

0:40.2

And they were like,

0:40.9

and they called and they're like, office today. What on the corner? No, no, no. The real office that you have. Oh, upstairs. They were

0:38.4

like, hey, because I had to do phoneers. And they were like, and they called and they're like, don't worry, we'll just give him Opie's office. It's not my office. So I go into your office and they're like, hey, why does an Opie have a phone? No, this is my office, for real. Oh, I saw it. I saw the video.

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