Triple Word Scorn

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2011

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Jesse and Jessica are used to squaring off against one another when they play games like Scrabble & Hangman on their smartphones. In this episode of Judge John Hodgman their rivalry spills into the courtroom as they litigate their literary license. Please use JUSTICE in a sentence!

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge Sean Hodgman podcast, I'm Bale of Jesse Thorn.
0:05.8	This week, triple word scorn.
0:08.8	Jesse brings the case.
0:10.3	He and his friend Jessica frequently play a word tile game online.
0:15.0	Recently, Jessica found herself stumped and threw in a set of letters that she believed
0:20.4	quote, looked like a word, unquote.
0:24.2	The game accepted the word and Jessica was delighted.
0:28.2	Jesse, however, was vexed.
0:30.3	Isn't submitting random words until one of them is accepted, cheating?
0:35.3	Only one man can decide.
0:37.0	Please rise as the honorable Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom.
0:41.5	In my court, you may prove your innocence via the power of your argument or if you are
0:47.6	of noble birth.
0:48.6	You may choose trial by combat, specifically trial by scrabble.
0:52.8	Therefore, I look forward to hearing this case, Jesse square them in.
0:56.4	Please rise and raise your right hand.
0:58.0	Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you
1:02.2	God or whatever?
1:03.2	We swear.
1:04.2	I do.
1:05.2	I swear to you.
1:07.2	Wait, who's that?
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