The Bedding Crasher

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2011

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

When is it appropriate to ask to crash at a friend's place? Should the practice be curtailed when one reaches a certain age or level of financial security? Chris and Emily bring this case against their friend Pat.

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0:00.0	We're going to get into the judge John Hodgman podcast in just a moment, but first we're
0:04.1	headed out on tour, the van freaks road show tour.
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0:22.5	live all over the world from Brooklyn, New York City.
0:27.2	We hope that you will get your tickets and we will see you there.
0:32.4	Find full information at vanfreaksroadshow.com.
0:38.8	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:40.9	I'm bail of Jesse Thorn.
0:42.4	This week, the bedding crasher, Chris and Emily bring a case against their friend Pat.
0:48.2	Pat has asked to stay at their small home while visiting their area.
0:52.4	He says he's willing to sleep on the couch.
0:54.8	They say he has a good paying job.
0:57.2	They have a small apartment and he shouldn't have put them in the awkward position of turning
1:01.9	him down.
1:02.9	Is it appropriate to ask to crash on the couch when you could reasonably afford a hotel?
1:08.5	Only one man can decide.
1:10.2	Please rise, his judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom.
1:13.5	Welcome to the Court of Deadbeatism.
1:15.9	I am your judge, John Hodgman.
1:18.7	Will you swear them in?
1:20.0	Absolutely, please rise and raise your right hands.
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